Franklin Lambert's 3rd Birthday
September 3, 2007

On September 3rd I will have owned my new Mommy for one whole year! What a year it has been! These are the things I have learned from my Mommy and Daddy, Bothers and Sisters;

 
1. I am a dog, not some horrible thing to be locked in a cellar for 8 months.
2. I am a Pug, Not a Rottweiler (I am still thinking about this as I truly believe that I was mistakenly made a pug at birth.
3. I have lots and lots and lots of toys that I can play with and I get to keep!
4. I know how to bark
5. I know how to kiss
6. I now know what Grass is and you can actually walk and play  on it!!!!!
7. Hurry Up in the Winter actually MEANS  pee fast, Hurry Up in the Summer means play a little then pee!
8. I do NOT like snow or rain and even worse are the little bootie things Mommy makes me wear when the snow is on the ground.
9. I have an assortment of jackets for all weather, And I DO NOT  like my raincoat hood.
10. There are doggie bum-bums everywhere to be sniffed out and investigated!
11. I get to sleep on the bed! Even better than that I get to sleep on Mommy's face and snore and snore and snore and snore!
12. I get to eat every day, and not Old Roy Junk either, I get the good stuff !!!!!!
13 I know what a bull whiz is ! (they are my favorite)
14. I have a whole yard that is mine (3 1/2 acres) and I can play on it too!
15. I have a whole crew of Backups in case someone tries to hurt me (Sweetie Pie is good at this, she barks a lot)
16. I am THE BOSS  of the Rottweilers in this house!
17. I am THE BOSS in the whole house!
18 I am THE BOSS.... Period!
 
Mom & FrankAnd last but not least, I have learned that I am loved above all else
And I deserve it because I am so lovable and sweet,
Perfect through and through and if you don't believe me
Ask My Mommy!
 
Love always .
 FRANK!